Karya Pelajar - Bahasa Inggeris

MY WEEK

On Sundays, I must wake up early,

I must not be late,

I must reach the blue-stop before six-thirty,

Or the bus will not wait.

On Mondays, I must remember,

To bring my running shoes,

I have sports practice  on every Monday,

And my team must not lose.

Every Tuesday, at nine,

I must  return my books,

I borrowed from the library,

Or I will have to pay the fine.

On Wednesday, I  will play badminton,

I must  not forget,

To check all the shuttlecocks,

And put up the net.

On Thursday, I have  drama practice,
I must look at the script,

And practice saying it,

So that I don't forget my lines.

Friday is my holiday!

I need not wake up early,

I need not pack my bag,
I need not sharpen my pencil,

I need not think about school work,

I need  not read or write,

But I will have to do my homework,

Again on Saturday night.


By : Preetha a/p Kumaran
       Form 4.4

THE FIRST TIME

The first time I fell off my bicycle,

I injured myself severely,

And vowed not to ride again,

But soon realized I should never lose faith.

The first time I played in the rain,

I was trapped with shivering cold,

And finally had a fever the next day,

But soon realized I had so much fun.

The first time I went to school,

I was in gloom,

And scared of being alone,

But soon realized how many friends I had made.

The first time I banged  against the wall,

My head was spinning by glimmering stars,
And I could barely feel the hard ground,

But soon realized how silly I was.

The first time I lost a friend,

My heart shattered into pieces,

And life seemed to be  sucked  out from me,

But soon realized the sun will always shine.

The first time I found my love,

I was the happiest girl in the world,

And hope that it will last forever,

But soon realized it was not the appropriate time.

The first time,

Therer's always going to be,

A moment after another,

Life will always has it's up and down,

As time passes by,

Memories will never fade,

Because nothing can replace,

THE FIRST TIME.


By : Nurul Asyiqin Mustaffa
       Form 2.7

ALLIGATORS IN THE POOL

CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion.  In  the back of the property,the CEO has the largest swimming pool  any of them  has ever seen.

The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators.

That CEO says to his executives "I think an executives"I  think am executive should be measured by courage.  Courage is what made me CEO.  So this is my challenge to each of you : if anyone  has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire.  My job, my money, my house, anything!"

Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds  to follow the CEO on the tour of estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash.  Everyone turns around and sees the CFO(Chief Final Officer) in the  pool, swimming for his life.  He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to edge of the pool with seconds to spare.  He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at this shoes.

The  flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says "You are amazing.  I've never  seen anything like it in my life.  You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours.  Tell me what I can do for you.

The CFO, painting for breath, looks up and says, ''You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!!"

MONEY

There was a man who  worked all of his life and saved all of his money.  He was a real miser when it came to his money.He loved money more than just about anything, and  just before he died, he said to his wife,"Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money  and place it  in the casket with me.  I wanna take my money to afterlife."

So he  got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died.  He was stretched out in the casket; the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend.  When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"

She had a shoe box with her;she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.  Then the undertakers locked the casket  down and rolled  it away.  Her friend said,''I hope you weren't crazy  enough to put all that money in the casket."

"Yes,"the wife said, "I promised.  I'm a good Christian, I can't lie.  I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with  him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his  money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did.  I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

WHAT IS INTELLIGENCE?

 

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day.  One said to the other,"Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know,"respond the other."I'll ask him."

So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss."Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?'' "Intelligence," the boss said.  "What do you mean,'intelligence'?''

The boss said,"Well,I'll show.  I'll put my hand  on this tree and I want you to hit  it with your fist as hard as you can."  The ditch digger  took a mighty swing and tried  to hit the boss' hand.  The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree.  The boss said, "That's intelligence!''

The ditch digger went back to his hole.  His friend asked,"What did he say?"  "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend.  The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."



 

THE QUESTIONS KIDS ASK

Four years old kid named Joe is in the surgery's waiting room with his mom when he sees  a pregnant lady sitting on a bench on the opposite wall.  Having nothing  better to do, Joe saunters over to her and with wide eyes full of curiosity and asks "Why is your stomach so big?"

The lady calmly replies with a smile,"Because I'm having a baby."  With eyes as large as saucers, Joe asks, "Is the baby in your tummy?"

"She sure is," replies the lady charmed by the little kid's innocent question.

''Is it a good baby," asks Joe with a puzzled look on his face.

"Oh, yes.  I;m sure it's a really good baby," says the lady with good humor thinking how incredibly cute the little kid is and looking forward to what he might say next...

At this point much to her  surprise,with an even more surprised and shocked look than before, Joe asks, "Then why did you eat her?"



 

POWERFUL KID MAGIC

After  watching the movie Aladdin, a five years old  kid named Eric started using his mother's empty teakettle as a magic lamp pretending he could summon the genie and grant  wishes.  "Make three wishes, Mom" he told his mother, "and I'll make the genie grant them."

His mom first asked to rescue all poor kids from poverty.  Eric proceeded to rub "the lamp" and pretended to talk to the invisible genie, then proclaimed his mom's wish fulfilled. 

Next, his mom asked for a cure for all sick kids.  Again, Eric rubbed the pretend lamp and spoke to the invisible genie, then said his mom's second wish was fulfilled.

Eric's mother then looked down at her own rather ample figure and made her third wish, " I wish to be thin again."

At this Eric started rubbing his magic lamp furiously.  When the magic obviously failed to work Eric looked up at his mom and said  very matter -of - factly ,"Mom, I think I'm going to need  a lot more powerful magic for this wish!"

 

A KID'S GUIDE TO BUYING SMART

A little kid was looking at the large ripe watermelons growing in the gardener's melon patch. " I'll give you my twenty five cents  for the watermelon,"said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit in the middle of the patch.

"No," said the gardener, "I get $2 for a watermelon like that one." The little boy pointed to a tiny watermelon just beginning to grow on a nearby, "Will you take twenty five cents for that one?''

"Sure," replied the gardener, "I'll give you that one for twenty five cents."

"OK,'' said the little kid, sealing the deal  by putting the coin in the gardener's hand, "I'll pick it up in about two weeks.

THE SMART WAY TO CATCH BUGLARS

It was late and Charlie was about to climb into bed when his wife informed him that there was a light on in their garden shed.  Charlie started to go outside to turn off the light but noticed some people in the shed who were busy stealing his things.

He ran back inside right away and called the cops, who asked him "Are there any intruders in tour house?" to which Charlie replied no and explained his circumstances.  The cops told that all patrol cars were otherwise occupied, and that he should just lock his door and a uniformed cop would be at his house when one was free.

Charlie answered, "Alright," hung up, waited 30 seconds, and then called the cops again.

"Hello, I just called a short while ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.  I want to let you know that they're not a problem anymore because I've just shot every one of them."

Charlie then hung up the phone.  In five short minutes, three patrol cars, a SWAT team, and an ambulance arrived, and Of course, the cops caught the burglars in the act.

One of the cops snapped at Charlie: "I thought you said that you shot every one of them!"

"I thought you said you said there were no patrol cars free!"Charlie answered.

 

FACTS OF LIFE : CHICKEN POX

How did " Chicken Pox " get his name?

        There is no  shortage of theories on how chicken pox  gets its name, but two are more credible than others.  One is that the term is derived  from cicer, the Latin  word chickpea which a chicken pox pustule resembles.  The other suggests it comes from the Old English word for itch, gican.  Be they itchy pox or chickpea pox, one thing is certain : Chicken pox doesn't come from chickens.

         Pox or pocks, is an ancient word for any disease characterized by pustules  on the skin's surface.  Aside from chicken pox to small pox, there is also the lesser known cow - pox, carried  by rodents but often transmitted  to humans via contaminated cows during milking and a rare from of small pox seen in Africa called monkey-pox.

By : Chua Xue Li

       Form 4.6

THE GARDEN OF LIFE

First, plant five rows of P's,

Presence, Promptness,

Preparation, Preseverance, Purity.

Next, plant three rows of squash,

Squash gossip,

Squash indifference,

Squash unjust criticsm.

Then plant five rows of lettuce,

Let us be faithful to duty,

Let us be unselfish and loyal,

Let us obey the rules and regulations,

Let us be true to our obligations and

Let us love each other.

No garden is complete without turnips,

Turn up for meetings,

Turn up with a smile,

Turn up with new ideas,

Turn up with determination to make up everything,

That counts for something,

Good and worthwhile.

By : Abirami Sashidharan

       Form 4.6

 

 LIFE

Life is love                            -                enjoy it

Life is a game                      -                meet it

Life is a gift                          -                accept it

Life is an adventure           -                 dare it

Life is a sorrow                   -                 overcome it

Life is a duty                        -                 perform it
Life is a tragedy                  -                 face it

Life is a puzzle                    -                 solve it

Life is an opportunity         -                 grab it

Life is a journey                  -                 complete it

Life is a promise                  -                 fulfill it

Life is a struggle                 -                  fight it

Life is a mystery                 -                  unfold it

Life is a goal                        -                  achieve it

Life is a dream                    -                  realize it

By : Siti Sarah Ishak

      Form 4.6

 

-THANK YOU-

Thank You

For simply being there

On a cloud day

On a sunny day

Thank You

For sharing your joy

And pain with me

That I am so special

That my contribution counts

Through our friendship

I have grown as a person

May I hope you have too

Thank You  

For simply being my friend

For the special memories 

We share together now

For the never ending support

You always give me

I will always give you

I will always love you

I can't tell you how much

You mean to me

I pray for our everlasting friendship

Never say goodbye to yesterday

Cause yesterday was so special and wonderful

And I hope tomorrow will be better

Thank You

For everything

By : Siti Fatimah Binti Roslan
       Form 5.3

                           

       HOW TO BE A GOOD DAUGHTER

Which daughter would not want to be loved by her parents?  Here are some tips on how to be that daughter.

• Look for what you might be doing that your parents do not like.      Make a list.  Likewise,  identify what you are doing well.  You'll want to keep on doing those good things, or do them even better.
• Try and fix the problematic things.  For example, if you don't show your parents enough love, make the effort every morning to give both of your parents a hug and tell them that you love them.
• Spend time with your parents.  Get close to them.  For example : go to mall and shop with them, or ask your mom to go have a cup of coffee with you at the nearest cafe.
• Listen when your parents have something to say.
• Do your best at school, in sports, or other endeavors,  to give them opportunities to be proud parents.
• Talk with your parents about things that concern your relationship.
• Enjoy the simple things with your parents. Watch their favorite television show together, eat dinner together, play board games and so on.  Don't like them feel like their little girl is pulling away.
• Treat your mom or dad sometimes, as a gesture of love.  Showing love to them will naturally bring more love in return.
• Simply write a card to them will make them feel more appreciated as your parents.
• Always be thankful when you receive something from your parents.
• Help your parents with the cooking and washing of  dishes in the kitchen every now and then.
• Don't act babyish in front of them  and listen to everything they say.
• Always think before you act.

• Most importantly, don't talk back!!!You have to abide their decision without saying, "Oh, you're wrong!" or any other thing that will anger them.

By : Neo Li Chyi

       Form 1.7

JOKES

     One morning a mother is trying  to wake her son up.

Mother : Wake up now! It's time to go to school.

Son       : No, I don't want to go to school.

Mother :Fine! Give me two reasons why you shouldn't go to school?

Son       : Okay mother.  First, all the children hate me and second all 

                 teachers hate me too!!

Mother :That isn't good reason at all!!

Son       : Fine! Mummy you tell me two reasons why I should go to school?

Mother : One you are the 50 years old and two you are the PRINCIPAL of 

                 the school!

By : Joyce Ng
       Form 2.5

 

     Little Saran's kindergarten  class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw 10 pictures of the Most Wanted men tacked on the bulletin board.

Little Saran : Do you really want these men?

Policeman   : Yes my boy.  We need them badly.

Little Saran : Then why didn't you keep them when their you took his

                          pictures?

Policeman   : ...........................

By : Siti Sarah Ishak
       Form 4.6

 

     A little boy was sitting with his mummy in a clinic. Then comes a pregnant lady who sits beside him.

Boy   : Why is your stomach so big?

Lady : It is because there is a baby inside.

Boy   : Is he a good boy?

Lady : Oh! Yes he is.

Boy   : Then why you eat him?

Lady : .................................

By : Nur Nabila Bt Jamaluddin
       Form 5.3

     One day, a woman delivered a baby. The husband and wife were so fair but, their son is so dark.

Husband : I don't believe this is our baby.  It must be a mistake.

Wife        : It is ours my dear.

Husband : How come he is so dark?

Wife        : You hot and I hot.  The baby BURNT!!!!!

By : Irene Tan
       Form 1.4

 

Love Test  :

Just type LOVE<space>your name

                           <space> your partner's name

And send it to....

Mummy's number.  She will tell your future........

By : Ang Wee Ping
       Form 5.3